May 11, 2005

I'm being stalked!

Recently, we sent you an invitation to complete a Guest Satisfaction Survey concerning your stay with us at Hilton Chicago-Palmer House, where you checked out on April 30, 2005.

We noticed that you did not have time to complete the survey. We are concerned that you may not have responded because we have somehow failed to live up to your expectations.

[attempt at humor deleted--gratuitous link to this entry restored]

I wonder if I should knuckle under and click the stupid link, or if it would be appeasement. I fear that if I don't, the Senior Vice President for Brand Management will be standing outside my window by the end of the week, weeping, rending his garment, and saying "What'd we do wrong? What'd we do wrong? Why don't you return my calls?" The fact that the return address for the e-mail is "" is not particularly encouraging.

(Clicked the "unsubscribe" link. Fingers crossed.)

Posted by Matt Weiner at May 11, 2005 12:37 PM

"unsubscribe" = "spam 'til you die"

Posted by: bitchphd at May 11, 2005 04:39 PM

My hope is that that won't happen with actual corporations, who I can... actually I'm not sure what I can do them. Crap.

Posted by: Matt Weiner at May 12, 2005 10:56 AM

I would hold out. If they really think you are unhappy they may try to give you a bennie for doing nothing. Not too bad eh??

Posted by: phdfraud at May 12, 2005 12:18 PM

Matt, Matt, Matt, you're so naive. You philosophical types...

Posted by: bitchphd at May 12, 2005 12:39 PM