Duct tape and a garbage bag
Flapping like an old sight gag
Natural* gas has a high price tag
But I'll heat this house of mine,
This time, this time
Ice hanging from my nose
The hall is boiling and the bedroom froze
Kitty huddled against my toes
But I'll heat this house of mine,
This time, this time
Here comes the winter
I've been dreading for so long, so long
Who knew Texas ever got so cold
Space heater and a warming fan
Stay in bed as long as I can
Feel like sitting on the frying pan
But I'll heat this house of mine
This time, this time
*You do not pronounce "natural" with two syllables in this phrase. Shut up.
Posted by Matt Weiner at November 16, 2005 06:13 PM